So Biden was talking to Meredith Viagra about why his and the Big O's tax plan is better than McCain's...and one line that struck me as *hysterical* was, if O-biden are elected, I can finally afford to buy a toaster.
Really? Thank God! A candidate who understands the plight of the toastless in America. I cannot believe how "in touch" these guys are. Because, I must admit, some of my best friends have never enjoyed the sweet crustiness of a well-prepared piece of toast. Sad. I'm sure they will now vote for O-biden.
And what the hell is this crap about McCain can't send an email? Oh wait...that is actually true. McCain CAN'T send an email--as in CAN NOT PHYSICALLY send an email. *clap clap clap* Way to go, O-biden. Keep making yourself look stupid. I'm really enjoying it.
Oh, and as it turns out, I was right about Palin's brother-in-law, the Trooper. Turns out he really is an ass. He tasered a 10 year old kid. But please, by all means, let's keep rallying around him because he is anti-Palin. *big eye roll* And, bad news for conservative women everywhere--turns out the only women feminists will support are...you guessed it...liberal women. They really can't stand us conservative women. Obviously. How will we ever go on?
By the way--the president is not a dictator and cannot change the constitution or any laws based on his or her own personal moral views. God, could you imagine if they could? We would all still be reeling from the Clinton-era Blow-Job Wednesdays. My Old Man would just love that. "It's Wednesday! And it's THE LAW!"
By the way--I knew somehow it would be my fault. Apparently we here in Seattle caused all of that death and destruction in Texas from Hurricane Ike because we don't reuse our plastic grocery bags. Sorry about that.
And what the hell is this crap about Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a gevernor? I wonder what Chrissy Gregoire (D) Washington has to say about that. Fucking idiots. And, correct me if I am wrong, but aren't the Democrats the "atheist and agnostic" party? Aren't we on the right the big old religious coo-coos? Meanwhile, if any religious group wants to get involved in politics, perhaps they should just go ahead and START PAYING TAX!
I'm too annoyed to even get into the Seahawks. So don't start with me. You know how I get.
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