Oh the humanity. What jackbooted bastard in marketing came up with that GD Pizza Hut commercial where the girl pretends (badly) that she is a French pastry chef and force feeds chocolate covered bread sticks to unsuspecting idiots in a California bakery??? Who the F**K doesn't know what Pizza Hut bread sticks look like? And who the F**K would look at those "shock-o-lot dunkairs" and NOT know they were from GD Pizza Hut? I need to scream. Excuse me, please.
Okay. In the grand scheme of things, I realize this is but a wee annoyance, and a tiny bit of a cliche. I mean, who likes commercials? But this one...oh this one. This one makes me want to poke myself in the eye. Twice. My only comfort is knowing they will stop airing it three hundred and eighty seven times a day when the promotion is over.
Viagra. Oh the effing humanity. What latent, in the closet homosexual ad exec came up with these ridiculous male pillow fight fantasy commercials where a bunch of guys (presumably hopped up on pecker pills) sit around in an old empty barn and sing about how great it is they have erections??? Oh I know, I know. They all get in their cars at the end of the commercial and drive home to their "lady friends". I know that is what they want us to believe. But *wink wink* we know better. Right?
Meanwhile, I usually watch PBS.
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LOL. This was a fantatic blog! :) I actually haven't seen the all-male pillow fight commercials yet, lol.
However, one that gets on my f'n nerves? FreeCreditReport.Com. Those songs are so ridiculous and they get stuck in your head. grrr.
joie--thanks. I'm glad you liked it. P.S. I just made the pillow fight thing up but--wouldn't it be great? I can see it now...big, macho guys in little flannel jammies, pitching tents all over the place...ooh, sorry. Got a little carried away there. I forgot, you're a good Christian. ;p And, thanks a-freakin-lot, now I'm singing the FreeCreditReport dot com song. Grrr is right!
Have you seen the other pizza hut one? With the pasta? It might be worse, but maybe that's because they show it ALL THE TIME. And I don't even hardly watch tv.
Sometimes I do like commercials though. No lies. I have tivo and sometimes I don't fast forward. I get too curious to see what they're advertising and I want to see the end. Is that weird?
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